Saturday, August 23, 2008

Knock Knock

Dinner time at our house has been full of jokes lately. The kids especially love knock knock jokes. I thought I would share the family favorites!



Cedar's favorite:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cash
Cash-who?
No thank you, I prefer peanuts!

(Cedar got this out of a joke book we got at the library. The other night he asked Jonathon to read him jokes instead of stories before bed. I was downstairs and after a few minutes I heard Cedar laughing uncontrollably and Jonathon joining in. For what ever reason, this cracked Cedar up for a very long time!)



Aspen's favorite:

(Well, she has a lot of favorites!)

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady-who?
I didn't know you could yodel!



Olive's favorite:

(First, imagine Olives little voice and face. They really make the joke!)

Knock knock
Who's there?
Blue
Blue-who?
I'm sorry you're feeliong so sad. What can I do to cheer you up?



Jonathon's favorites:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Atch
Atch-who?
Bless you.


Knock knock
Who's there?
Impatient cow
Impatient c-
MOOO!
...ow who?



My favorite:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
banana
banana who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
banana
banana who?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
banana
banana who?

Knock knock
who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!



Now it's your turn! What is your favorite knock knock joke?

1 comment:

Marie aka Grams said...

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.]
Nobel, who?
Nobel, that's why we knocked.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out.

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